Saturday, April 22, 2006

More Stupid Quizzes...(yes I love them! shhhhh)

You Are Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

Creative. Expressive. Unique.


I hate mint n chip..but I like the description.

Your Porn Star Name Is...

Brown Bunny



Now that is funny since I am fascinated by that "movie". Vincent Gallo is a freak!


You Were a Cougar

You are a great leader who has dominance without ego.
You are wickedly cunning and off the scale confident.


That rules! Roar!

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Slightly Naughty Quizzes!

You are

Ha ha I like that...! That is a great crayon name!

You Are a Dirty Martini

You are a sexy, sometimes belligerent, over the top drunk.
You tend to get in a lot of trouble. When you drink, there are no rules.

You should never: Drink in the company of strangers. Seriously.

Your ideal party: Is so good you black out in the middle of it.

Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Margarita Martini personality.

Your drinking rivals: Those with an Orange Martini personality


OK first of all I don't even drink martinis and I'm a happy drunk but The Quiz says I'm dirty so...


You Are 40% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

Well I'm glad it is only 40%

What about You?

Dan A is Kinda Cute






Dan Abrams has some sort of dorky hansome-ness.

basket green roger


Hot Damn! I have found a new loser hobby.
Pick 3 or 4 random words and then Google. See what pops up.In this example=this dumbass ship came up ....

Some other degenerate must have come up with this sooner than me....but it rules!

Plump Those Lips





As a naturaly thin lipped girl, I adore Lip Venomn ; it is so tingly and plumping!

Loves it! Try it!

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

What are the Odds?

























They both give birth on the same day and both to adorable daughters!


Let the smackdown begin...maybe they will cagefight when they are older...actually I hope not!

Brooke's babe is Grier Hammond and Tomkitten is called Suri.

Both names are lame! Sorry celebrity infants :(

TomKitten Has Arrived!


Thanks for breaking the news to me, Getflix

Latest News & Gossip - AP

Welcome, Suri...so suri your parents couldn't come up with a better name!


Cruise, Holmes Have Baby Girl Named Suri
Tue Apr 18, 6:51 PM ET

The Tomkitten has arrived. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the high-profile pair dubbed TomKat by the media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson. The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said.

"Both mother and daughter are doing well," Robinson said in a prepared statement.

The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning "princess," or in Persian, meaning "red rose," the statement said.

The baby was born in Los Angeles but the exact location was not disclosed.

It's the first child for Holmes, 27. Cruise, 43, has an adopted daughter and son from his marriage to Nicole Kidman.

Details surrounding the birth, which was planned under the tenets of the Church of Scientology as a silent procedure, weren't disclosed.

Outside the Beverly Hills home where Cruise and Holmes live, about a dozen reporters and photographers stood by. Security officers inside the compound videotaped the journalists.

A security guard at the gate which was shrouded in black to prevent anyone from seeing in refused to release any information. A few cars did arrive and were allowed into the estate. A police motorcycle officer stopped by around 4 p.m. and sat watching the goings-on.

The patrolman, who identified himself as Officer Chase, said he was just making a routine check, since activity around the area had been heightened for some time. He asked if the baby had been born, was told yes, and drove off.

It was just about a year ago that Cruise's romance with Holmes became a world sensation.

Cruise hopped up and down on a couch during an interview with Oprah Winfrey as he professed his love.

"I can't be cool. I can't be laid-back," Cruise declared at the time. "Something happened and I want to celebrate it."

The antics were widely mocked but Cruise was unfazed and continued to avow his affection for Holmes.

He and Holmes, a star of TV's "Dawson's Creek," had been first photographed together in Rome in April 2005.

She had previously been engaged to actor Chris Klein; Cruise had been married to Mimi Rogers as well as Kidman, and had dated Penelope Cruz for several years.

In June, Cruise announced to a Paris press conference that he had proposed to Holmes atop the Eiffel Tower.

"Today is a magnificent day for me, I'm engaged to a magnificent woman," he said.

No wedding date has been disclosed.


Copyright © The Associated Press All rights reserved.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Cherie







This is Cherie Currie from the Runaways (anyone old enough to remember them? If not, Joan Jett and Lita Ford came out of that group)

She is now a chainsaw artist (whatever the F*ck that is) and is speaking at my husband's woodworking club this month.
This makes me laugh, all these old guys and then, this rocker chick coming to carve with chainsaws.

Well, maybe I should attend this meeting...she is still pretty hot!
:)

http://www.cheriecurrie.com/

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Tweet of the Night for Ffleur (



sleeping sweetie^



sun conure^



Cool artwork ...(not mine)^



sleeping pink flamingo^



Sleepy owl^

Hope you get your ZZZZZZZZZZZZZs like these sweet birdies!
They look so cozy and sleepy...hope you get a nice 8 hours.

Nighty- night my dear ffleur!

Have a Wonderful Easter!




Friday, April 14, 2006

Dita was on Fox News


The Real Bettie

The Movie Bettie--Gretchen Moll

Dita Von Manson :)

She was talking about her new book about burlesque and Bettie Page and the new movie about Bettie.
She sounded semi-articulate, but not as smart as I'd wish.
But she looked real purdy!

Damn, these pictures are so gorgeous....whew!

Good Fun!



Another great use for Sharpies.

I haven't moved on from 7th grade, as I still love to "doodle" on my magazines.
This one is KFed. I gave him some flattering eyeliner, a few extra letters on his hat and some nail polish. You may need to click on the photo to get the full effect.
This is a relaxing and productive hobby! C'mon, you know you do this too!

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Tweet of the Day for Popfantastic




This bird is called a Cedar Waxwing

If you click to enlarge the second photo you can see where he got his name.His wings look like they have been dipped in wax. So neat.

These are for you POP, because they are Fantastic birds.

I have seen them flying in big flocks while migrating. So beautiful!

My Cat Did My Taxes




Actually, he is very smart when he wears his spectacles!

I Am a Loser!



I just got finished with my taxes at 8:45 tonight on the 13th of April.

Wooohoo.

Way to put off the inevitable, as usual!

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Beastie Boys




I love the Beastie Boys...If you don't ..well you wouldn't understand!
If you do, you know what I'm talkin' about!

The Most Horrible People in the World


http://www.bravotv.com/Real_Housewives/index.shtml

Ughhh I just watched the most disgusting show ever..!

The Real Housewives of Orange County
.....I couldn't look away,yet I was throwing up!

People like this boggle my mind..I simply cannot compute.
I do live in LA but I am such a simple person...I am not fancy and I like "real" stuff. I know that this is not cool but I do not care!

These people made me sad..I am glad that I do not have their lives! I hope they find peace....:(

Monday, April 10, 2006

Spring Break








Get it? Spring BREAK!
Thanks to Cuteoverload

I have Spring Break this week and am so happy..even if I am staying home this year.
Wooohoooo!

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Attack Goose....Watch This Video!


http://cbs4.com/video/?id=15672@wfor.dayport.com&cid=5

This Canada Goose is attacking shoppers at a Toys R Us back East.
The video is pretty funny. Click the link to veiw.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

This Isn't Exactly News But...


This is such a cute movie!
The teacher in me loves it.....

It is called MadHot Ballroom ...rent it!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0438205/

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Emily the Strange Umbrella




It has been raining cats and dogs here...I love it!

One of my cute little students brought this umbrella today..I love the ears!

http://www.emilystrange.com/

Friday, March 31, 2006

Tweet of the Day for Norm





OK Norm, you made me laugh with the Old Coot remark on your blog...so you get the honor of ...The American Coot!

I am sure you have all encountered many at your local park,mixing with the ducks.

I have to say, their feet are rather intriguing...Check those big paddles out!